I am totally setting myself up for disappointment here.

My sister is sitting on the couch opposite me and she was like:

 "What happened if all of a sudden the world was ruled by zombies? I would prefer vampires to zombies?" And I was like "So would I." And she was like "Because vampires could always drink each other's blood to survive."

Also she covered her ears and blew air our of her nose and was like "I did that wrong", because she meant to hold her nose and pop her ears.